Taco Bell breakfast sausage bits look like goat turds

"Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein) 11/07/2014 at 11:16 • Filed to: None

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I got Taco Bell breakfast on my way to work today, because I'm a sucker for egg-based junk food products, and I was in a hurry. When I got to my office and opened up my AM Grilled Taco™ to add some sriracha, I discovered the sausage bits are shiny round nuggets that remind me of the turds at the petting zoo.

I still ate it though. Mmmm...eggs 'n sriracha.

CB > Textured Soy Protein 11/07/2014 at 11:18

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... you paid money for that? That looks like the biggest ripoff of all time.

Party-vi > Textured Soy Protein 11/07/2014 at 11:18

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You put sriracha on like my dog takes shits; all over the god damn place for no reason.

Textured Soy Protein > Party-vi 11/07/2014 at 11:20

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The reason—for sriracha all over the place, not dog shit—is because it's delicious.

T5Killer > Textured Soy Protein 11/07/2014 at 11:20

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Its all about Golden Prides #9 Burrito.

Party-vi > Textured Soy Protein 11/07/2014 at 11:21

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Y U NO PLACE IN UNIFORM FASHION!?

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Textured Soy Protein 11/07/2014 at 11:22

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The DQ breakfast burritos are much like that as well.

LappingLuke > Party-vi 11/07/2014 at 11:23

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Maybe he splashed some in his eyes and just flailed about wildly in pain?

Textured Soy Protein > T5Killer 11/07/2014 at 11:23

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That does look good.

There's a gas station (I know, gas station food is usually garbage) in a small town where I used to work that had amazing breakfast burritos. A big pile of hashbrowns, 2 fried eggs, a pile of cheese, bacon or sausage, and sausage gravy .

T5Killer > Textured Soy Protein 11/07/2014 at 11:26

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Yeah its a local must have, its got Eggs, Bacon, Hash Browns, Geen. Chile & Cheese .

itschrome > Party-vi 11/07/2014 at 11:26

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Yeah, also put that shit on like a man! MY GRAND MOTHER PUTS MORE ON HER FALSE TEETH EVERYDAY BE FORE SHE PUT THEM IN. HARDEN THE FUCK UP SON

Sir_Stig: and toxic masculinity ruins the party again. > Textured Soy Protein 11/07/2014 at 11:28

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That is... ughhg... Unsettling.

Textured Soy Protein > Party-vi 11/07/2014 at 11:30

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Because it's a shitty Taco Bell breakfast taco, and I'm not worried about presentation.

sketchcat > Textured Soy Protein 11/07/2014 at 14:05

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i thought to myself.. why didn't he wolf it down before he pulled back out int he main street...

but the reason was revealed.

because Siracha.

i approve.

BTW, if you buy one of thier hockeypuck brakfast sammiches you will get a free coffee at AM/PM

i get an iced coffe and load up on sugary vanilla creamer.

AM/PM is ARCO

sketchcat > itschrome 11/07/2014 at 14:08

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LOL

ranwhenparked > Textured Soy Protein 11/07/2014 at 19:05

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I have yet to try any of Taco Bell's breakfast offerings. And I'm not a fast food snob either - I have no problem with the occasional Egg McMuffin - the Waffle Taco just kind of grossed me out enough to steer clear of the whole menu, but I figured that their breakfast burritos would have to at least be passable.